don't copy if you can't paste

A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience.

He said: "The best years of my life
were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!"

The audience was in silence and shock.
The speaker added: "And that woman was my mother!"
There was laughter and applause.

A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to
crack this very effective joke at home.

He was a bit foggy after a drink. He said loudly to his wife who was preparing dinner, "The greatest years
of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife."

The wife went: "Aahhhh!" with shock and rage.
Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke,
the manager finally blurted out "...and I can't remember who she was."

By the time the manager regained his
consciousness, he was on a hospital bed nursing burns from boiling
water.

The moral of the story is don't copy if you can't paste.