Before and After

Girl Friend : "Chand Kahan Hai..???"
Boy Friend : Do Jagah, Ek Tum Aur Ek Upar....
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After Marriage:
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Girl Friend (now wife) : "Dear Chand Kahan Hai..??"
Boy Friend (now husband) : "Andhi Hai Kya..???? Upar Dikhai Nahi Deta...Wo.. Upar Kya Tera Baap Torch Le Ke Khada Hai.....????????????????????????????"