JOB in Airtel

send your CV to JOBS@Airtel.in 
Last date :- 31 April. 
Location :- Ahmedabad 
Salary :- 32000/month 
Job Nature :- airtel k tower per beith kar vodafone ke signal rokna.


Bura Na mano Holi Hai.

Dad watching Fashion TV

Dad watching Fashion TV....

Suddenly son came. ..

Dad: Gareeb ladkiaan hain...kap de lene k liye bhi paise nai hain..

Son: Isse bhi gareeb chaiye toh CD hai mere paas..

Laloo's job in US

Laloo sent his BioData to apply for a post in Microsoft USA. Few days later he got this reply:


Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
You do not meet our requirements.
Please do not send any further correspondence.
... No phone call shall be entertained.

Thanks
Bill Gates.

Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a press conference-

"Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogi ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayi hai."
Everyone was delighted. He continued "Ab hum aap sab ko apna appointment Letter padhkar sunaungaa ? Par letter angrezi mein hai isliye saath-saath Hindi main translate bhi karunga."

Dear Mr. Laloo -Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiya
You do not meet -aap to milte hi nahin ho
our requirement -humko to zarurat hai
Please do not send any further correspondence -ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zarurat nahin
No phone call -phoonwa ka bhi zarurat nahin hai
shall be entertained -bahut khaatir ki jayegi
Thanks -aapka bahut dhanyavad
Bill Gates - Tohar Bilva

Good job :)

Pawan joined  new job
1st day he worked till late evening

Boss asked :
What you did till evening ?

He replied :
Keyboard alphabets were not in order,
So I made it all right.

call of death

A Husband makes a Call to Hospital to inquire about his pregnant wife.
But accidently the call went to a cricket stadium.


He asked what is the condition.
He died after what he heard.


Guess What would be the reply ....
It is ...




7 are already out.




3 More will be out hopefully by lunch.




and .................................






The first one was a DUCK

Power of the media

A servant enrolled his donkey in a race & won.
The local paper read: 'SERVANT's ASS WON'.
The king was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the servant to get rid of the donkey.
He gave the donkey to the queen.
The local paper then read:
"QUEEN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN".
The king fainted. Queen sold the donkey to a farmer for 10$
Next day paper read:
"QUEEN SELLS HER ASS FOR $10"
This was too much, KING ordered the queen to buy back the donkey & leave it to d jungle. The next day Headlines:
"QUEEN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD & FREE"
The king died next day!
its...Power of the media..

emergency

One man calls emergency:
- Come immediately, my little
son has swallowed a condom!
After five minutes, the same
man calls back:
- It is OK, I found another one.